January 2010
38 posts
I just looked at my tumblr on an actual computer, which is rare that I’m on one and realized most of my pics are sideways. WTF!! Someone help!
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Cake School
sitting in class boredddddd. no more breaddddd pleaseeeee!! mmmm muffins. :-)
yayyyy new roommate moved in!
It’s good to have friends all over the country who want you to move by them. Options so far: Vegas, Boston, NY, DC, Atlanta, and Philadelphia.
My life is like Groundhog Day on repeat. Despite the fact I’m broke, I need to plan a little getaway. Maybe St. Augustine or Savannah?
Hmmm.
Vaycay.
I’m mentally exhausted and I need a vacation that requires you to sit on the beach or resort pool with a frozen concoction in one hand and people magazine/trashy vampire book in the other. ahh. yes that’s what I need.
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Me: How am I going to move all those dead palms to the front?
Dad: Put rope down first and tie them up.
Me: I don’t have rope…but I have RIBBON!!
Dad: *laughs* You’re showing your true colors.
Wow
Mark: Have u ever taken it in the ass?
p: yeah
p: like when i was fucked up on coke
p: and once it happened but i was so drunk i didnt even remember
Mark: Hello can of worms
p: hahahaha
p: im not into it
p: i dont have a prostate you know so its not
p: the same for me as it is a guy
Mark: Ohhhhhh
p: yeah
p: plus my vag is tight like theres no reason for a guy to fuck me in the ass. ...
FUCK YOU Journey for writing “Open Arms” and having it play everywhere I go!
Wii = SOLD. What else can I sell?
I just got laughs for singing "I'm a single...
This is why I love you John!!
(via schwenk)
Avoidance
Usually about once a month I go into hysterics over my finances. The obvious time frame is around when the bills are due. This is when I start to panic and realize I’m way over my head in debt. Visa owns me, as does TD bank, Chase, and of course, Discover with their pretty, shiny, blue plastic card. I still believe my favorite card was the Amex Blue card. It was clear! Anyway, back to the...
freezing my assssss offfff. Sylar needs the doggie snuggie!
After a bad day, there’s nothing like having your boyfriend meet you at work for dinner and drinks with your friends.
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FML
Nothing better than walking out of class at 10 PM in 41 degree weather to realize your car won’t start, then having a friend jump it and leave only to find out you have a flat too and are out of power steering fluid. ughhhh. thankfully Chris came to rescue.
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Its probably bad karma to be happy a co-worker was fired because now I get more hours. oh well.
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Ode to Food Network
Due to the recent event of Cablevision/Time Warner’s no longer broadcasting the Food Network and HGTV, I feel the need to express my love and devotion to the networks (because I can still watch it). I’m sorry for the people at home who can no longer enjoy your favorite TV chefs, mine are Giada, Paula Deen, The Heeleys, and some others. They make me happy. I can always count on...
2010
Already a new year and I have a new bf and was promoted at work. Not bad if I do say so myself. Just need a new roommate and Im good to go! Mental Note: get Xanax refilled.
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back.to.tumblr.
I can’t seem to stick to a blogging medium. tumblr is the blog of the moment. enjoy.